• 7 Things I Didn’t Expect When I Moved

    The area is populated entirely by white people and bush turkeys. I’m surprised they don’t have a candidate in the upcoming local elections. Those turkeys rule the streets and probably have a lot of reasonable policies.

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  • One Extreme To Another

    'When I Get It Right' is my theme song, and its sheer perverse exuberance at being a CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT made me want to form a mosh pit.

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  • Diamanté Memories

    Do I really want to see what’s on this tape. Isn’t it better to leave memories alone, all misty and watercolor, than to resolve them into digitized high-def?

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  • Nary A Mary

    I had my third singing lesson today. After I sang the Tori Amos track my teacher said, Wow, that brought tears to my eyes.  HARSH.  Turns out though she got teary because I made her FEEL THE LYRICS, plus there’s much improvement each week. Which is really a compliment for Tori’s songwriting and her teaching so at this point I’m…

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  • Grapevines, G-Strings, And Gravity

    Nobody brought a water bottle to class, yet we made it through without becoming desiccated husks and passing out en masse.

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  • Walking In Winter

    Getting myself out for a walk in winter is like trying not to finish the Tim Tams once the packet is open.

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  • My Neighbors Are Not Happy With Me

    She mentioned my uvula more than once, which I found rather forward in someone I’d just met, but I decided to suck it up. Which may even help my singing, let’s see...

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  • My 5 All-Time Favorite Music Videos

    I love lists, and as it's been a while since I wrote here, today I feel like sharing a quick list of my 5 favorite music videos. These aren't in any order.

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  • You Should Be Dance-Walking (Yeah)

    Hence the dance-walk. You may like to use your arms but be warned that this will frighten people trimming their hedges as you pass.  

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  • Blackout

    I had hoped his first thought on seeing me would not be, 'Wow she took up cage fighting'. But as I have both a black eye and a fat lip this now seems likely.

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