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The area is populated entirely by white people and bush turkeys. I’m surprised they don’t have a candidate in the upcoming local elections. Those turkeys rule the streets and probably have a lot of reasonable policies. Read More
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'When I Get It Right' is my theme song, and its sheer perverse exuberance at being a CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT made me want to form a mosh pit. Read More
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Do I really want to see what’s on this tape. Isn’t it better to leave memories alone, all misty and watercolor, than to resolve them into digitized high-def? Read More
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I had my third singing lesson today. After I sang the Tori Amos track my teacher said, Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. HARSH. Turns out though she got… Read More
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Nobody brought a water bottle to class, yet we made it through without becoming desiccated husks and passing out en masse. Read More
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Getting myself out for a walk in winter is like trying not to finish the Tim Tams once the packet is open. Read More
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She mentioned my uvula more than once, which I found rather forward in someone I’d just met, but I decided to suck it up. Which may even help my singing, let’s see... Read More
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Hence the dance-walk. You may like to use your arms but be warned that this will frighten people trimming their hedges as you pass. Read More
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I had hoped his first thought on seeing me would not be, 'Wow she took up cage fighting'. But as I have both a black eye and a fat lip this now seems likely. Read More
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Not have a burger and fries for lunch again. I had one yesterday and the day before, so it’s not like I’m facing imminent expiry from a severe burger deficiency. But then… I cave. Read More
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